John Smith’s Grand National, April 9, 2011
I challenged my good friend Arletta Dawdy to take the names of the horses entered in John Smith’s Grand National Steeplechase Blog and put them in a poem. First she laid horses names out like a play’s billing, then she composed the poem.
Characters:
Quolibet
The Tother One
Ornais (FR orner-to decorate, adorn)
Our Monty
Pomme Tiepy
Hello Bud
Grand Slam Hero
Ballyfitz
Big Fella Thanks
Royal Rosa
Le Beau Bai (Fr. Good bay horse)
Merigo
Places:
The Midnight Club
Dooney’s Gate
Arbor Supreme
Backstage
Ballabriggs
Skippers Brigg
Putney Bridge
Actions: Other:
Don’t Push It Niche Market
Can’t Buy Time Oscar Time
Becauseicouldntsee Bluesea Cracker
Roll Along Silver By Nature
Comply or Die Golden Kite
State of Play What a Friend
Character Building Always Waining
Belon Gale
Askthemaster
John Smith’s Grand National – The Poem:
By Arletta Dawdy © April 8, 2011
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“Twas a night like The Tother One,
All dark and drear,
When Pomme Tiepy
At The Midnight Club
Did first appear.
“You Can’t Buy Time,” said Our Monty Backstage,
“The State of Play
Is all the rage.
So, Roll Along now,
Comply or Die.”
Down thru Dooney’s Gate he did go,
In a Belon Gale
To Askthemaster
of Niche Market
For Grand Slam Hero.
“Nay, not here on this Ballabriggs night,
Try Putney Bridge,”
Said Old Ballyfitz.
“Big Fella Thanks,
What a Friend.”
“Hello Bud. Don’t Push It over.
Life’s a Golden Kite,
Yours for the askin’.”
“Get along you,
‘Tis but Silver by Nature.”
“P’raps Becauseicouldntsee ye,”
Pomme Tiepy cried,
And grabbed his coat-tail,
Before he ended
Deep in Skippers Brigg.
And now came Quolibet, Ornais and Royal Rosa,
Riding Le Beau Bai,
To the Arbor Supreme.
“Character Building?”
Asked sly Merigo.
“Nay, nay, “ thus answered Hero.
“Tis near Oscar Time.
We’ll meet at the Gate
With the bells Always Waining
To run a furlong or two for the training.”
Off they hurried, one and all
To Cheltenham’s stalls,
Their colors’ flying
For John Smith’s Grand National
May the winner take all.
Arletta Dawdy © April 8, 2011